Some phone pics of my Polaroids...

Miss Piggy’s AEROBIQUE Exercise Workout Album

America’s most talented and glamorous superstar shows you how to keep fit and stay slimme and trimme with a few minutes of daily dance movements so simple you can actually perform some of them in your sleep!
- No heavy lifting things
- No boring calistheniques
- No getting-out-of-breath
- No messing up your clothes
- No dippy double-talk from know-it-alls
- No Smart de Pants lectures on “bad food”
- No brain-numbifying instructions before you can begin
- No feeling like a wet noodle after you have finished

Luckily...

OK this meme is making the rounds, but I do find it amusing!
Google "Luckily (your name)" and see what comes up!
Here are some of mine...

"Luckily, Stephanie has a good sense of humour and the bad date didn’t sour her toward Andrea at work."
(Phew, I was worried about what Andrea would think)

"Luckily, Stephanie doesn’t have the task of looking for Ranger. She’s got her own cases to track and a family situation interfering with her personal life."
(I'm so relieved I don't have to look for Ranger!)

"Luckily, Stephanie brought along some snacks: caramel popcorn, mixed nuts and chocolate covered raisins, plus Patti brought some sugar cookies."
(Thank Christ for Patti's sugar cookies. I know my popcorn, nuts and raisins just weren't enough)

"Luckily Stephanie got away without having to pay for damages."
(Yeah, it's true)

"Luckily, Stephanie is still talking to me."
(Yes, you ARE lucky - bitch)

"Luckily, Stephanie still has plenty of wit and grit (and a full wardrobe of spandex)"
(HOW DID THEY KNOW?!)

"Luckily, Stephanie not only did what I wanted, but I think she was able to magically read my mind, hence the great haircut."
(If you take the haircut bit out, it's soooo much better)

"Luckily, Stephanie was already up and dressed. She was there in under 10 minutes."
(Somehow I doubt that very much)

"Luckily, Stephanie is tough. She gritted her teeth and smartly made a big effort to join some local English speaking groups."
(Closer to the truth than you realise)

"Luckily, Stephanie finally gets to display her weeping skills."
(HURRAH!)

"Luckily, Stephanie and I had a conversation last week that reminded me that I forgot."
(WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?!)

"Luckily, Stephanie was available to do the project with him."
(And just what IS this project?!)

"But, luckily Stephanie came to my rescue and we went to a Snow Patrol show at Canes in San Diego."
(I am that kind of girl, what can I say?)

"Luckily, Stephanie stopped her Whale song when she began speaking real words."
(PHEW)